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Daniel - Status: Member
- Wannabe Novelist
- Male/United States
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- Deviant since Jan 5, 2006, 5:48 PM
- 24 Deviations
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- 313 Deviation Comments
- 35 Deviant Comments
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Had to Shave For LiceStep one some jump up in your hair You itch you find its much more than you can bare You take a close look at your head You see just what you have learned to dread. Some big bugs all gross and all white Watch them crawl and watch them bite You try the combs and baths and Nair And then you saw that they were still all thereHad to Shave For Lice
My hair was so long, the other day When they all made a big ol' nest When I stayed up itching all night Then I knew I had to shave for lice
Let them know just who's the boss 'Cause, It's your head so you're the boss The only wa
in Song on 3/25/07
NakedThey laughed at my shirt They scoffed at my hat. They told me my pants Just made me look fat. Whatever I wear They've got something to say. That's why I'm going to school naked today.Naked
in Open on 2/18/07
You'll Be LastYou'll be the last one to die when I snap, I guess it's 'cause I'm a sentimental sap. But when I blow a fuse, see, I will turn my Uzi On you, darling, last of all.You'll Be Last
You'll be the last one to go when I crack, I'll let you live through most of the attack. When I start my slaughter, I just know that I aught'er Let you be the last person to fall.
I don't know why, but I just had to choose you. I know that I could never bare to lose you, Before I go upon my homicidal spree, Let go of my sanity and let my id run free, I want you to see my face as I fill
in Song on 11/16/06
America Plays It's FiddleThis great experiment of American democracy is failing. Our rights fade and wither as we sit on the couch and ignore them. I do not want to hear anyone tar and feather our Congress for their unbelievable disregard for the freedom and safety of Americans. I do not want to hear anyone shouting “Damn that Bush.” We are all guilty. We who consent to their rule. We who allow the constitution to be nothing more than a slight speed-bump for the freedom crushing steamroller of our leaders. We, the American people. I am ashamed to admit, the guilt falls on us as much as it does them.America Plays It's Fiddle
For the first time in my life I
in Essays on 10/20/06
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RegretfulDevious Information
- Current Age: 19
- Current Residence: Kettering Ohio, If you want to know more you are probably creepy
- Interests: Writing, Lazing, Thinking, Reading, Procrastinating, Gaming ... other awesome crap
- Favourite movie: Fiddler on the Roof
- Favourite band or musician: Bare Naked Ladies, Cake, Avenue Q
- Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
- Favourite artist: Nature and Time (So what if they are raw, non-sentient forces. They churn out good stuff)
- Favourite poet or writer: ME! and Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaiman and Douglas Adams and Shel Silverstein
- Favourite style of art: I like to write.
- Operating System: Windows XP
- MP3 player of choice: Anything but Creative's Zen Micro. Damned crap box!
- Shell of choice: I am going to pretend to understand this question. Now, you pretend that I understood it.
- Wallpaper of choice: Dark, cozy color with no design.
- Skin of choice: Mine, its soft, stretchy and has just the right amount of hair.
- Favourite game: Baldur's Gate II
- Favourite gaming platform: My PC.
- Favourite cartoon character: Doctor Thaddeus Venture
- Personal Quote: "Screw the economy, I'm hungry!"
- Tools of the Trade: Some paper, a pen and an iron will. I have maybe 2 of those at a time
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Some people are good with words, other people words with good not so are!
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Why yes, my avatar does take advantage of reverse pyschology. :3
Hate the colour pink? [link]
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"All men wish to have truth on their side; but few to be on the side of truth."
-- Richard Whately
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Why yes, my avatar does take advantage of reverse pyschology. :3
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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. So please don't take my sunshine away.
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Send this rose to everyone you care about!!
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I want apathy to everything. So then, I would feel nothing. And then I could move on. - AD
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"Look, I have magic powers
"That's crap, this is a real power
"Well, I have a cool Katana
"That's it, Matrix Fight!"
"Are you done now?"
"Oww..."
join Lost [link]
PS. Windows sucks! lol.
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Smile silly emo kid,
Make my day bright.
- AD
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"All men wish to have truth on their side; but few to be on the side of truth."
-- Richard Whately
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"All men wish to have truth on their side; but few to be on the side of truth."
-- Richard Whately
ps:
cheer up.
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Occasionally, he thought of strangling her, just for fun.
Here you go:
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"Look, I have magic powers
"That's crap, this is a real power
"Well, I have a cool Katana
"That's it, Matrix Fight!"
"Are you done now?"
"Oww..."
join Lost [link]
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A dream is an answer to a question we haven't yet learned how to ask.
Lol. It would be nice.
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The chairs. The tables. All confused.
We hear the words and must speak them.
We take them and arrange them.
But still, they will not be quiet.
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Daniel my brother,
You are older than me;
Do you still feel the pain
Of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died,
But you see more than I.
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky
God, It looks like Daniel
Must be the clouds in my eye.
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The chairs. The tables. All confused.
We hear the words and must speak them.
We take them and arrange them.
But still, they will not be quiet.
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My words ran away from me, now I'm lost and they're out at sea, sailing away. They come and go, like the breeze.
Whisper sweet, burn like disease. They change with the day.
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HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
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“Okay, now try to not throw like a flobberworm.”
“Flobberworms don’t have arms!”
“Exactly. Let’s pretend you do have arms. That are capable of movement.”
-Draco teaching Hermione to play Quiddich (story on ff.net)
Daniel
is a Wannabe Novelist
is Male
is a deviant since Jan 5, 2006, 5:47 PM
has 333 pageviews
is located in United States
last visited 7h 9m 47s ago
I always seem to catch your pageviews...
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Occasionally, he thought of strangling her, just for fun.
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